Royal Oak Rejects RC

i couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder

Consciousness: That annoying time between beers.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

HORN DOES NOT WORK- WATCH FOR FINGER!

I'm out of bed and dressed....What more do you want.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't you happy?

Zero to bitch in 10 seconds

24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ...coincidence?

Only Bikers understand why dogs love to stick their heads out car windows.

Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.

If you can't get it goin' with bungee cords and electricians tape-it's serious.

Gray-haired bikers don't get that way from pure luck.

Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.